Food for Thought

Have you ever wonder why things are what they are?
Well, great....we are on the same page.
Let me elaborate!!

Why?......................

Why do nose run and feet smell?

Why do we call it eggplant when there is no egg in it?

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why do we call hamburger "hamburger" when there is no ham in it?

Why do Kamakazi pilots wear helmets?

Some of you are asking "Will why not?"
Because it doesn't make sense.

From now on, I'm calling "hamburger" Beefburger and "eggplant" purpleplant and tonight I am parking my car on the parkway. Who's going to join me?