Too Slow Too Furious

Howdy Y'all,
This is how we do it in the Falls. I disguised myself as an undercover underground Street Racer in order to get plugged in to the underground race scene. I wanted to see what high performance parts are being used to soup up these cars. You will be astounded by my findings. Here in the Falls, as I like to call it, Home Depot and Lowe's are the new suppliers for the increasing demand of the underground race scene. Surprisingly, there are no garage sales here in Texas. Actually, it has been outlawed and you will be shot on site. Anyways, why have a garage sale when you can put your junk on your cars. My junk is my treasure. You will not believe this, but this particular car does 0-60 in 5.6 minutes. Wow, that's amazing!! They are even talking about making this car a prototype for the city Street Sweepers. With its powerful hoses, it will literally suck up everything on the road. Yes, even those yellow lines dividing the street.